Josh is a business man. A very, very wealthy business man. He thought he had it all. Money, good looks, power. But the one thing he craved? Love. He's thirty two and pathetically single. He wants to change that. Time's ticking. Tyler is a brat. A nasty, slutty, obnoxious, selfish brat. He gets what he wants when he wants it and doesn't give a single fuck what he has to do to get it. So when he sees a hot rich man in a bar one night? He decides the man is something he wants. Too bad they both have completely different intentions. ©nicosniners

"There- there's something wrong with this town, Josh. People are dropping dead left and right. I'm scared. I'm so scared. What if I'm next?" "Tyler, I ain't goin' let anythin' happen ta ya. I promise." ©nicosniners

(SEQUEL TO GLORY DAYS! read that before you read this or you will be heavily confused) "What are you doing here?" "I work here." "Fuck." Josh was living a successful, happy life... for the most part. Everything was going good other than the stress of work, the stress of a relationship, and the stress of, well, stress. To top it all off, his anxiety started acting up and he began having panic attacks again- which he hasn't frequently had in six years. Josh's girlfriend, Reagan, recommends he go see a therapist to help him through this time. What happens when his therapist turns out to be his ex, Tyler, back from New Jersey after all these years? ©nicosniners

Tyler can't believe his eyes.

"so, it's you?" josh shouts, catching tyler in the act. tyler freezes, slowly finishing sliding the package into josh's mail slot, "eat a bag of dicks!" he yells, before sprinting into his own apartment across the hallway. ✦ tyler and josh are neighbors. tyler is odd. ✦ joshler lowercase intended. completed dec 07 2017 ©cutmylip 2017

: WANTED : DEAD OR ALIVE : TYLER "MAD GEAR" JOSEPH JOSH "MISSILE KID" DUN ALEX "RENEGADE" GASKARTH PATRICK "YOUNGBLOOD" STUMP PETE "MR. BENZEDRINE" WENTZ : REWARD IF FOUND : : IF FOUND , CONTACT : BRENDON "THE GREEN GENTLEMAN" URIE {all respect to tyler, josh, and everyone mentioned in this fic} {{warning: violence, strong language, sexual content}}

A collection of oneshots written by yours truly ©nicosniners

Josh Dun lives in a foster home with his little brother, Patrick. His foster parents aren't the best people, only taking them in for extra money to spend on cigarettes and alcohol. As if that wasn't enough, they decide to get in on the weed business, forcing Josh to deal it for them so they don't get caught. He just so happens to run into bad boy Tyler Joseph along the way. ©nicosniners

this is just the story of how Lorenzo and Fox met. I'll eventually add concepts and little mini stories once it's told from start to finish.

"It's okay to get a little irresponsible, cause we're making up the blueprint as we go. We're on our way to the glory days." Josh and Tyler are two best friends who want to help each other complete their summer bucket lists before Tyler leaves for college ©nicosniners