the title says it all kids. enjoy and don't forget to bring along a few snacks(ΦεΦ) [REQUESTS ARE OPEN] 🚨 ALSO PLS MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME PROPER CREDIT WHEN USING MY ONE SHOTS AS AN INSPO!! 🚨

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Tell me a story, love.❞ In which, a slave girl tells a bloodthirsty king a story in exchange for her life. [07.15.16] all rights reserved ©2016