Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I am one of those people who thinks of random stuff and has the urge to share it with the world so I have a book of randomness. I am slightly insane but I like to think that's what makes me interesting to be around. Copyright Information Most of the things in here need no copyright except for the fandom related chapters. The background picture I used for the cover was not made by me