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So you're back for more? No problem! New zodiac scenarios for you! YAY! Courtesy of the internet and commentators.

Damien Stryker is a ruthless billionaire, but when Serena Mclane is forced to marry him, she hopes to find the mercy behind his cold eyes and strong hands. ****** Damien Stryker, a domineering billionaire, is someone you don't want to get close to. Unfortunately for Serena Mclane, she doesn't have much of a choice. Always at the mercy of her family's name and legacy, Serena has to do as her father says. So when her father forces her into an arranged marriage with the one and only Damien Stryker: the truth comes out. Secrets are unveiled, and love starts to bloom. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

"I want you to be my fake girlfriend." Ethan said. "No" I said and rolled my eyes. "I'm not getting Involved in your stupid boy problems" I said. "I'll do anything please." Ethan begged. I sighed and looked around. "Only for a week."

THE CRINGE IS REAL!!! (If anything is incorrect please don't be shy to comment, I'll make sure it gets fixed! This book is on some heavy editing!) You are a huge YouTuber and making many fans each day, so many people are talking about you and others who would like to play video games with you. You get a indentation to go to a panel which some of the most famous YouTubers will be there like PewDiePie, Markiplier, jacksepticeye and so many others. You start to have a crush on Markiplier, how will it end?!? "Mark?" "Yes?" "I love you." Author's note I apologize for any misspelled or incorrect words but I hope you enjoy the book! thanks!! : )NOT KID FRIENDLY!!

Septiplier in high school. Everyone has a significant other. These two boys, just happen to be each other's. ;)