There will be a time in your life when you will like to ask someone out. And the best way to do so is by a very bad, cheesy and/or hilarious pick up line. So here's a bunch of them. Use it carefully, wrap it around your non-gendered specific willy and get that booty. -Dem xxxx I don't own any of these pick up lines. Just like my memes, I stole all of them from the Internet. Credits to the authors!

this is a tomco also know as marco x tom. (YAOI) dont like dont read. There is a plot line and there are still all the other characters to, its a one sided thing but then turns to more. please read and comment. If you like billdip too then you should check out my book on that.

Gay pictures please don't just the people I ship

I don't own any of these

these are beautiful pics of greatness and I take requests, but here ya go lil'wolf pups I don't own any of the pictures

Peter Parker/Spider-Man headcanons/oneshots about spiderson and Iron dad, some random stuff I have found, and, sadly... IW and Endgame... *NOT COMPLETED AND DISCONTINUED*

Avengers and Guardians plus a few more play seven minutes in heaven

In our society of geeks and fangirls, it is natural for us to quote our fandom, but when speaking these lines, it is significant to know when to use them casually. One does not simply just sputter a random line out of placement in the conversation. I, with this book, will help you. "I give you my word." - Thor Odinson (Thor 2011) See? I was able to promise to help you with that awesome Thor quote.

♡ ❝ why do you call me gigi bear? ❞ ❝ because you're soft, just like a teddy bear. ❞ mafia/killer au a min yoongi short story by lavenderow ✨ milestones ✨ [ 12/18 ] #1 [ #romancefanfiction ]

You're jungkooks little and it's all fluff and kisses. Ever wondered what it's like to be BTS's spoilt little princess? Read ahead to find out. There is no smut. Only the odd swear word from one of the papa's. X #2 fluffy 26/4/19 #12 btsjungkook 2/5/19 #121 fluff 18/7/19 #2 bangtan 31/7/19 #1 papa 14/9/19 Cover made by YanguChosha :)