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PEKS MAN, CROSS MY HEART! (MARIUS SAN DIEGO'S STORY - COMPLETED)

SAN DIEGO SIBLINGS SERIES #1 (MARIUS SAN DIEGO'S STORY - COMPLETED) ********** Bully ang pagkakakilala ni Marius kay Vina dahil kinder pa lang sila ay mapagmataas na ito't mapagmalaki. Galing daw kasi sa angkan ng mayayaman. Kung tratuhin sila ni Markus noon daig pa ang basahan. Ganunpaman, kahit ano pa ang sabihin n...

Project LOKI ①

Join Lorelei and Loki as they unravel the threads of mystery, unveil the masks of evil intentions and put together the pieces of the puzzle in their adventures. Looking for VOLUME 2? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/220978938-project-loki-volume-2 Looking for VOLUME 3? Read it here: https://www.wattpad...

Ang Syota Kong Astig! (Published Under Summit/Pop Fiction)

This is the second book of ANG ALALAY KONG ASTIG. A continuation of the love story of the most eligible billionaire bachelor Blake Monteverde and the free spirited skillful fighter police officer Alexandra Valdemor.

Ang Alalay Kong Astig! ( Published Under Pop Fiction/Summit)

Blake Monteverde is a living proof that prince does still exist. He is the ideal boyfriend every teenage girl could dream of. He's the man every lady wishes to date. And he is the husband every woman aspires to marry. He's handsome, intelligent, cool and above all a sole heir of a billion-peso worth company. His elite...

Living with a Half Blood

Napansin agad ni Laura Arden ang mga kakaibang bagay sa bayan ng Van Zanth sa unang araw niya pa lamang dito. Lalo na noong nalaman niyang sa isang lumang mansion siya titira. Pakiramdam niya nagsisinungaling si Aunt Helga noong sinabi nito na silang dalawa lang ang nakatira doon. There are certain times Laura feel so...

Titan Academy of Special Abilities

Having enhanced senses cannot help one earn a living. A useless special ability--or at least, that's what Shia Sheridan believes. But when she is caught for a crime she did not commit, this useless ability saves her, leading her to enroll in Titan Academy, the very place she hates with a passion. *** Titan Academy is...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

My Boss is a Freak (Published under Pop Fiction)

Sa kwentong ito, malalaman mong hindi lahat ng tinatawag na "freak" ay dorky, nerd, or just generally not nice-looking. Dahil minsan, may mga freak din na filthy rich at sobrang gwapo. Minsan pa, nagkakataong ang freak na 'yon ay ang iyo mismong boss. Meet Mirathea Custodio a.k.a Mira, isang accountant na ang tanging...

The Bad Girl's Gentleman

What Gwen wants, Gwen gets. Iyan lamang ang simpleng rule ng buhay ng 17-year-old na si Gwen Guinto. She is your typical bad girl who breaks hearts on a regular basis. She is a spoiled rotten girl. Lahat ng bagay nakukuha niya. Kung may nakaharang, aalisin niya. She has to get what she wants. Whatever it takes. Basil...

My Lady Gangster *Published under Lifebooks*

[NO SOFT COPIES] A campus princess A girl that is idolized and envied A girl who you never thought living in a world we didn't know.... A World we never thought to exist... A World full of adventures... A World full of pain, revenge and chaos... The world where she is respected and feared... The world...

HE'S INTO HER Season 3 | COMPLETED |

This work of fiction may include potentially disturbing readings, scenes and discussions around topics such as sexual, self-harm, physical violence, emotionally triggering materials, death and suicide. Please engage in self-care as you read this work. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products...

BY THE WAY, HIS NAME IS JACK FROST

Odd name it is and one thing is for sure: Next to his name is nuisance. This story is now available in leading bookstores nationwide for only 175php. Please support me! Thank you! Cover illustrated by Aegyodaydreamer.

His Howling Voice (Gazellian Series #1)

Everyone in Parsua Sartorias loves and admires Lily Esmeralda Gazellian, a vampire princess. But what happens when the almost flawless princess falls in love with a werewolf? A forbidden love that spans thousands of generations. *** When her father, King Thaddeus, unexpectedly passed away, Princess Lily, the eldest d...

Embracing Arms

Every embraces has its own journey. Written in Filipino #1 highest rank Book 3 of Arms Trilogy Covers are not mine. Credits to rightful owner.

Back In His Arms Again

I used to be the girl in his eyes. I used to be the girl who can make him laugh, I used to be the girl who can taste his lips. I used to be his everything. Now that I came back, I need to get used seeing another girl in his arms. Written in Filipino Highest Rank: 1 ( April 26, 2017 ) Ende...

His Bite (Book 1 of Bite Trilogy) Venom Series #1

On her 18th birthday, Claret finds out that her destiny is to be a healer in Nemetio Spiran, a vampire world where all is not as it seems. ****** All her life, Claret had always been...

Caught In His Arms (Published Under Pop Fiction)

Former title: In the Arms of Five Hot Jerks Ferell Series #1 - Dove She's like a beautiful dove, dressed in white feathers...caught by lies and secrets. Book 1 of Arms Trilogy Covers are not mine, credits to rightful owner.

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something...

Love at its Toughest (Love Series #2)

With the consistent ups and downs of life and marriage, how can love continue to prevail? Paano magiging matatag sina Eunice at Terrence para sa isa't isa? What is love? It was answered at its best. But, how tough is it? Written ©️ 2014-2015

Royal Blood (Book I)

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...

BOOK1: Accidentally In love With A Gangster [Published under Pop Fiction]

Now published under Pop Fiction, an imprint of Summit Books. P195, Taglish Part 1 Theirs is a story that started all wrong. Naglayas si Gail sa bahay nila sa Manila, looking forward to spending the best summer of her life in the quiet town of Sitio Maligaya. Ang hindi niya alam, gang leader Kurt agreed to a mission na...

Every Beast Needs A Beauty (GLS#1)(Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Bata pa lang ay namulat na si Sunny na tatlong bagay lang ang kailangan niya sa buhay: bahay, pera, at pamilya. Namuhay siyang mahirap sa loob ng labing siyam na taon at ngayong bente na siya ay hindi iyon nagbago. Ang tanging nag bago lang siguro sa kanya ngayon ay ang pagkawala ng kanyang katuwang sa buhay: ang kany...

MS.RIGHT (published under PSICOM)

Highest Rank Achieved - #1 in Teen Fiction Slow, Funny and Annoying... iyan ang tatlong pinakaangat sa katangian ng 16 years old na si Check. She has a sunny face and a flashy smile. She has a strong personality na hindi mo aakalain. What if one day... she accidentally meet the PRIME? At ang school na papasukan niya a...

Famous Meets Bad Girl (Published Under Summit Media)

Published under Pop Fiction. Available at bookstores/convenience stores nationwide for 195php. Taglish. Completed. Two kindred hearts from two different worlds collide and find love. Princess Trish Lua is a certified bad girl. She always win an argument and nobody can beat her whenever she starts explaining herself. A...

Shouldn't Have Said

[SARMIENTO SERIES #2: SAY & SAID DUOLOGY] BOOK 2: Falling in love is easy, but staying in love is hard. That's what Lyrae thought when she and Joshua went on separate ways after being in love for so long. She decided to just leave everything behind and start a new life back to where her life started, while regretting...

Arctic Heart [#Wattys2018 Winner]

[SY SERIES #1] He may be cold but it wasn't a hindrance for him to manage melting my heart. Because he did, always. But the only thing is, it is so hard to move him. If he manage to melt mine without doing anything, his arctic heart is the opposite. Winner of the #Wattys2018 The Storysmiths award.

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Highest Ranked Achieve #1 Humor, #1Text (c)MhaiVillaNueva (c)TextSerye (c)AllRightReserved2018 Date start: February 11, 2018