an au,which Min Yoongi is a powerful sex demon and Park Jimin is his most prized possession.

Namjoon, a student teacher at a smaller high school in Daegu, wouldn't have expected being confronted with a bad attempt at smut when he motivates a twelfth grade to write their own stories. The temptation of teasing the shy student who handed in the inappropriate text is way too strong, so why not tell him how to do it right? -- A rather funny (and smutty) Vmon story

A satisfying click echoed through the room when the door opened. "What..." the voice asked, but trailed off pouting. "Never fuck with a gamer!" Taehyung growled. -- warnings: science and live-threatening situations

❝ what do you want me to do? kneel down and re-suck you off? ❞ ❝ i want you to fuck off, that's all. ❞ ..... wherein yoongi hits up with someone online named jimin who he thought swings the other way, but things turn to a drastic twist. date started: june 13, 2016 date ended: april 25, 2017 -excuseme™

"You seriously suck at being a vampire hunter." "Okay, Nana, I need you to shut the fuck up."

"Say something that makes sense, my phone's at 30%" - "I think I found my alpha." started: 04/04/18 finished: -

ᵇᵘˢᵃⁿ__ᵇᵒⁱⁱ: ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵉᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃˢˢ?👄 ⁿᵃᵐᵘʷᵘ: ʰ⁻ʰᵘʰ? ᵇᵘˢᵃⁿ__ᵇᵒⁱⁱ: ᵂʳᵒⁿᵍ ⁿᵘᵐᵇᵉʳ. ⁿᵃᵐᵘʷᵘ: ʷᵃⁱᵗ :/ ᴵ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵃˢˢ ᵉᵃᵗᵉⁿ

"𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰?" "𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯'." "𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?" "𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰, 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵." - Namjoon receives strange calls from an unknown number. He doesn't want them to stop.

"𝘩𝘪! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘕𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺! 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘷 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬." - Jeongguk sends in his request for a comfort hybrid. He doesn't expect for anything more than to confide in the other person. He gets much more than that.

"𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘢, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴?" "𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯." - Taehyung can't keep up with his bunny, Namjoon's, heats. He adopts a wolf, to help the other out.