**COMPLETED** Craig Tucker, the infamous stoic teenager of South Park, had a secret habit of needing to know everything about everyone. Every piece of dirty laundry, every skeleton in someone's closet, every truth that was supposed to be someone's secret never remained a secret from Craig. He knew everything about eve...
What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you...
They say that the obstacles lovers endure can only make you stronger, but for Stan Marsh that couldn't be more wrong.
According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how...