Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"He may have your heart, but love, your soul belongs to me," he whispered in her ear, his voice dangerously low. "And if I hear his name on your lips again, you'll end up screaming mine for the rest of the night." Alpha Rush of the Night Pack is a male of many lovers and endless pleasure. Nothing can tame him, his unruliness and dominance making him a threat to almost anyone in the night. But it takes one fateful night for Rush to find his mate...in the arms of another Alpha. Yet one glimpse of Aletha was enough to know he would never let her go.