Your life flips when your kidnapped by a mafia leader, Adriano and living under his rules in his house. His most trusted men help care for you when he's Busy and you grow comfortable to them rather quickly Till one of them do the unexpected and not only stab Adriano in the back but also put your life in danger...
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
The title says it all...basically anything funny (or at least I think they're funny). SOME of them are made up by me MOST of them are the ones I see and think, 'Why not share em?' So here they are. (CREDIT TO ORIGINAL OWNERS) Please VOTE & COMMENT :)