Did you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious and wanted to share. Most of these I've made up, and some I've changed a little (or a lot). Hence, I won't bother to take credit for any of them. **COMPLETED unless I think of any other comebacks**