(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx

BOOK TWO OF THREE [SLOW UPDATES] "Sorry, love. I thought you would be okay with me telling everyone about our sex life." "The nonexistent sex life," I persisted. Sirius winked at me. "Stop lying, doll. Lying is a sin, and you've got to save the naughty stuff for the bedroom." In my opinion, Sirius Black, the guy I now have an embarrassing crush on, can go fuck himself. DISCLAIMER: Everything and everyone you recognize is not mine and was unfortunately written by JK Rowling

BOOK ONE AND A HALF OF THREE Two weeks. Two teenagers. One hell of a headache. *This is a one-shot mini-series based on You Can't Make Me Love You~ a Sirius Black FanFiction. I would advise that you read the book before reading the one-shot mini-series, so I can kill you with feels and never update.*

BOOK ONE OF THREE My name is Cassiopeia Tabitha Meissa Smith, and this is the story of how I eventually fell in love with Sirius Black. Our story isn't exactly a short one, so sit back, buckle up, and prepare to read the beginnings of this train wreck of a romance. DISCLAIMER: EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNISE FROM HARRY POTTER IS BY TRANSPHOBE EXTRAORDINAIRE J.K. ROWLING So fucking unedited, man.

❝He knew what he was doing. He wished he didn't.❞ a bully's perspective. Ⓒ 2015-16, paperhigh. Highest Ranking: #22 in Short Story [26/05/16]

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When a summer of fun turns upside down, Olivia must figure out whether her paranoid imagination is playing tricks on her or if she's being followed - and by who. ***** It's been years since Olivia nearly drowned in Caldwell Beach, and after moving away, she's back for the summer to reconnect with old friends. However, not everything-or everyone-is the same. Her childhood best friend, Miles, is still sweet and carefree, but his older brother West is not. Disowned and working at the local garage, he's distanced himself from everyone, until Olivia accidentally uncovers the reason why. But as the two grow closer, strange things begin happening to Olivia. She can't stop seeing shadows and hearing voices, but as she slips into a downward spiral of obsessiveness and paranoia, she must fight to uncover the truth behind who is after her, and why. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Blair Gilbert always has been the complete opposite to her twin sister, Elena. Elena was more into reading, and having slumber parties as a pre-teen. Blair, on the other hand, was into drugs, and booze. Starting at the age of 12, Blair took her first drink of alcohol, which lead to her trying marijuana, then oxycodone, and so on. While Elena spent her first few years of being a teenager hanging out with her friends, Blair spent them in Chicago, recovering from her drug addiction. After spending five years in Chicago, Blair comes back to Mystic Falls. Nothing is the same when she returns home, though. Her twin has a boyfriend, her little brother is a druggie, her parents are dead, and a lot of others are dying. [TVD SEASON ONE - completed] book one of three TRANSLATED TO FRENCH BY @WOLFAMIA TRANSLATED TO PORTUGUESE BY @VIASATURNO

Blair Gilbert spent five years in Chicago, then returned back to Mystic Falls. She had planned to finish her Junior year at Mystic Falls High, to hang out with her childhood best friend Tyler Lockwood, to regain her sister's trust, and get to know her now teenage brother. What she didn't plan was vampires, witches, an ex-boyfriend, a hot bad-boy, whatever the hell Tyler is, or the original vampire trying to sacrifice her sister. VAMPIRE DIARIES [S2] #110 IN FANFICTION [11.27.16] BOOK TWO OF THREE ( TRANSLATED TO FRENCH BY @WOLFAMIA )

❝Only three things are infinite: the universe, human stupidity, and my hate for Damon Salvatore; and I'm not even sure about the universe.❞ In 1864, Clara Forbes, daughter of Sheriff William Forbes, was engaged to the eccentric Damon Salvatore. They were deeply and recklessly in love, regardless of the consequences and not caring that their fathers were ashamed of them. In 1864, Katherine Pierce arrived at Mystic Falls. Mysteriously, Clara died. More than one hundred years later, Clara Forbes returns to Mystic Falls, and she's not ready for what the town she once called home will throw at her. One of those things is finding out that Damon Salvatore is still alive. OC x THE VAMPIRE DIARIES S2 - S3 BOOK ONE OF THE CLARA FORBES TRILOGY THIS STORY IS NOT EDITED.

Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.