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Funny jokes by flowerofevil28
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Hoping to make a few people laugh
Funny jokes by melanie_the_queen_
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jokes for teens (bad words may be used)
Chucky - Chucky is bad. by Lissete_Jacobo
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When chucky was a human, he started killing people. Read to find out.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
101 ways to annoy : Lord Voldermort by UberxionJ
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101 ways to annoy : Lord Voldermort Also 101 ways to annoy : Your teacher! And 101 ways to annoy : Your boyfriend/girlfriend! Enjoy ♡
101 Ways to Save a Life by reflectives
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Lyla James and Haiden Lucas are stuck in an endless cycle marked by fated encounters, tainted love, and tragic deaths. ***** In one hundred different realities, one thing remains constant; Lyla James always falls in love with Haiden Lucas. Their destinies are hopelessly entangled, and it's only a matter of time until Lyla bumps into Haiden and can suddenly recall memories from other lifetimes. The things she remembers, however, are a heavy burden to carry. What's the use of knowing a love that always ends in tragedy? For a chance at a happily ever after, however, Lyla is willing to risk it all...and risk it all again. Although she doesn't understand why history loves to repeat itself or why she and Haiden have been cursed by a fated cycle of love and death, she's determined to save a life. Save his life. Even if it takes 101 times to finally get it right. WARNING: This story contains content that depicts death, substance abuse, terminal illness, sexual harassment, mentions of abuse, mental health crisis such as depression and anxiety, and suicide that may be upsetting for some readers. Any depictions of mental health issues herein are not meant as a replacement for medical care. If you or someone you know in the U.S. is contemplating suicide, please encourage them to call 988 or visit 988lifeline.org. For international resources, please visit: http://www.suicide.org/hotlines/international-suicide-hotlines.html. Reader discretion is advised.
JJBA Memes  by Turkey_Jerky
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Just jojo memes
Star Wars Assasin by Savage_Bro
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A little boy named Lukas loses his family the only way he can get them back is when he grows up he has to join the Republican Clone Troopers and assasin the Evil Captain of the Sith.
The Terminator with a soul by TFALokiwriter
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T-11 strolled right in to the Resistance but was met with some speculation about his true motives and at first not many people trusted T-11. T-11 does have his problems on his first week that accumulate to what is least expected. This story takes place in the year 2025 right outside of LA. T-11 finds himself falling for a human. Who exactly? Elizabeth Collins, 22 year old, the woman who shot him in the foot. Now about the problems accumulating. Started: 7.2.2015 Completed: 7.5.2015 at 9:44 AM. Fandom: Terminator.
Avenger's One-shots and Preferences by Aspergirl23
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This is my very first shot at writing this sort of thing online, so apologies if it starts off as crap. I'll be sure to add any warnings ahead of time of each story. I may do fluff but no smut Also, as is the traditional statement, I do not own any of the characters from either the Marvel comics or movies (obviously). (Now officially taking requests: See first A/N for details)
Spider in the Tower (Spider-Man & Avengers Fan Fiction) by MolMcN
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Tony has invited Peter to stay at Avengers tower for the summer to see if he is qualified to be a future Avenger. (I don't own cover)