Poems. Most if these poems come from texts or conversations with people. Believe it or not. Shhh! Authors secret! COVER CREATED BY PHANTOMS_/_idiosyncratic

Lea and Gabe are in the same creative writing class. They get the same pop culture references, order the same Chinese food, and hang out in the same places. Unfortunately, Lea is reserved, Gabe has issues, and despite their initial mutual crush, it looks like they are never going to work things out. But somehow even when nothing is going on, something is happening between them, and everyone can see it. Their creative writing teacher pushes them together. The baristas at the local Starbucks watch their relationship like a TV show. Their bus driver tells his wife about them. The waitress at the diner automatically seats them together. Even the squirrel who lives on the college green believes in their relationship.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.

Hipbones. Thigh gaps. The things girls today are obsessed with. And will do anything to have. *Trigger Warnings: bulimia, anorexia. Please read with caution*

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Slightly awkward, semi-normal teenager Noelle Jones sets out on an unforgetable adventure complete with British boys, rude professors, and nosy parents when she signs up for the Euro-American Bridge Program for her junior year of high school.

In Why Society is Tainted, Evelyn and Sara will be having a pleasurable time as we tell you about why the world today has turned into custard. We will tell you things regarding reasons why our generation has descended; and Sara and Evelyn are hoping that everyone can return to the more happy, beautiful times. You know, when Queen Victoria was alive and stuff. Evelyn and Sara highly recommend you read this, just so you realise what the world today has become. Maybe help us become Wattpad famous so the word can be spread, and our generation can be respected once again! Three cheers for the Twentieth century’s resolution, people!

"You're just a girl, not even a pretty one. You were just something to fill my spare time, nothing more. And these? Well they're just notes."