Random comebacks to pickup lines and (hopefully funny) poetry and jokes and stuff I come up with all of these myself (if I don't I will tell you)

i am just writing these for fun

Tell me what you think and any ideas for more funny crap in the future.

Some funny poems I made recently 2014

poetry

This book contains poetry I have found. I Love Halloween and Poetry. So I figured I'd share my favorites. Oh I am adding a few short stories. I did not write any of these and take no credit for them. The credit goes to the talented people who did. I hope you enjoy this one as much as the first. Thanks for reading.

idea from the person I follow

Every once and a while, People need to smile, so when your feeling down, these poems will be around. I want to put a smile on your face. Even laugh if that's the case. I'm a thief who commits crimes; stealing my minds rhymes. yup, that's what I do, I type them up and upload them for you. your welcome, so let's get to reading! let's go fast but don't get pulled over for speeding! wow. that was really lame. why do dumb thoughts have to roam in my brain? This book is for Taylor Sterling, not only my best friend but also a beautiful person inside and out and could use a smile every once and a while