Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

Tamara is a new student at westerburg high and she gets a crush on the most popular girl in the school Note: This will contain adult language, self harm, suicide, abuse, rape, blood and adult content so if you cant handle that type of content I will not recommend this book for you. Advice: If you are in an abusive relationship and they are harming you and threatening you please do not be afraid to call the police even if you have to do it in a loved ones or friends home. If you have depression or suicidal thoughts tell a trusted family member, a trusted friend or go to a therapist/consular. If you are cutting for the pain please know there a few other ways to get that pain without damaging your body. My doctor told me to put ice cubes on my wrist and arms, or put an elastic band around my wrist then let go and let it hit my wrist. If someone has raped you PLEASE tell someone, it could be a friend or family member but always tell the police, if your own family is abusive try and escape but don't try and bring anything but you and the clothes you are wearing, and don't wonder around trying to look for a new home just run straight to the police and tell them EVERYTHING. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I RESPECT ALL OF THE EDDSWORLD CREW SO I WILL NOT BE USING THE VOICE ACTORS REAL LAST NAMES! Names of characters: Tamara Redwood. Tori Larisa. Matilda Garret. Ell Paige. Troy ??? (Idfk when I started this I couldn't think of any boy names so I just chose the name of the closest boy near me, which was my cousins dog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Troy is based off my cousins fucking dog he isn't based off of a real person. I know I could just use the dogs last name cause he has one but its my cousins family's last name.)