If you're one who likes cats and memes then this story is just for you! 😻 It has 100 cat memes to make you're day purrfect (Ik horrible pun right?) Just for fun 💃💃💃 (≧∇≦) (☆^ー^☆) (*⌒∇⌒*) Credit to my amazing bestie @_QueenKii_ for the supercute cover ❤😻❤😻

The guide for aspiring fiction writers who want to improve, sharpen, review, and/or learn. Warning! This book encourages editing and contains many tips that often require revision. Practice makes perfect, and it's good to workout your mental muscles. The more you do now, the better your writing will be later (because you'll correct yourself *before* you get it on paper). If you think your writing is perfect or you're lazy or unwilling to try new shoes on your baby, just turn away now. You'll find this guide about as useful as hoarding frozen peas.

Love writing but find it hard to finish projects? Looking for a new approach to telling stories? Embracing serialisation can help you be more productive and get more readers. In this guide I share what I've learned while writing A Day of Faces, my serial which hit #7 in the science fiction chart here on Wattpad, won a 2016 Watty Award and has had over 146,000 reads. My current Wattpad serial is The Mechanical Crown - come join the adventure! You can find out more about my projects at simonkjones.com and support my writing on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/simonkjones

A quiet afternoon is infinitely more interesting when you add a young man who claims to be a time-traveler, a half-completed shopping list, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm. {Written 2014}

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

It's 1925 and Toby of Elmwood Manor loves a man named George who most certainly loves him back. And although they're married to two wonderful ladies- Meg and Sophia- they still love each other firstly. Toby's cousin Meg is in love with Sophia, and Sophia equally in love with her, and under the manor roof they live the life of two married couples, seemingly the same as everyone else, two husbands and wives- two in love pairs. How complicated can it be? (Cover design by Lissy-Strata) 1. The Party- The four newlyweds at Elmwood Manor host their first party together. 2. The Servants Revolt- A missing tiara causes chaos in the manor, leading to a clash between servants and employers. 3. The Outing- Taking a trip to the seaside with George, Meg and Sophia to meet his old friend Abdul, Toby finds himself with conflicting emotions over who he is supposed to be. 4. Every Picture Tells a Story- Some private photographs taken at the manor cause some problems when they fall into the wrong hands. 5. An Un-Ideal Husband- Toby and friends are under pressure when Sophia's parents arrive for the Christmas and New Year period. Can they keep their cool? 6. 'Til Death Do us Part- A morbid mood descends over the manor when someone in the village dies. And ghosts from the past have Toby thinking of the future. 7. Is There Anybody There?- As a storm holds them prisoner in the manor, Toby is convinced that Charlie is haunting them. 8. The Play's the Thing- Toby has 48 hours to write a play for the church group. Is he up to the task? 9. The Meddlers- When maid Eleanor develops a crush on the boy from the village store, Toby and co. are determined to pair them up. 10. One Year- On the anniversary of their official nuptials, Toby, George, Meg and Sophia are determined to commemorate their 'secret' unions.

(Cover design by Lissy-Strata) 1900. A new century begins. Widower Ada Eltree discovers she can now hear the whispers of the dead calling out to her. Witnessed and aided by her loyal friend Kitty George, can the two women deliver the messages of the lost souls whilst at the same time dealing with their own grief? Stories: 1. The Unfinished Melody- On New Year's Eve, Ada receives a message for the first time but in the form of a song playing in her ear. With Kitty's help, she is determined to finish the melody and pass it on to its intended recipient. 2. The Punchline- At an army regiment dinner in honour of the soldiers in South Africa, Ada receives a message from a war veteran in the form of a joke. With only a name to go on, she and Kitty must find out where and who the joke must be delivered to. 3. The Letter- During a trip to the theatre, Ada is contacted by a recently departed stage actress who wishes to deliver a secret letter and locket to her long-lost daughter. 4. Sorrow of a Schoolboy- Heading north for Robbie's end of summer term prize-giving, Kitty witnesses Ada receive a heart-breaking plea from a schoolboy who died in tragic circumstances. 5. Let the Heart Love Again- Ada receives a message from a woman who wishes her grieving husband to move on. With Ada away, Kitty, curious of the man, decides to meet up with him but isn't quite prepared for the consequences. 6. Loss of Communication- As Christmas approaches, Ada and Kitty are drifting apart. Ada has re-discovered her spiritualist passion but is caught in a dangerous obsession, even ignoring the real voices in her head needing her help. 7. To Catch a Killer- Feeling she is being ignored, Kitty takes information from Ada's notebook and sets about helping a desperate spirit by placing herself in very real danger. 8. Robert- Ada is still intent on reaching her husband but crossed-wires and strange interference thwart her plans. What is the future for Ada and Kitty?