Draco Malfoy is up to something, I swear. Why can no one see, I know him better than anyone, why won't anybody trust my hunch? The "Boy Who Lived" is after me, but he's wrong as usual. I don't like what's going on either, but he can't know that, he'd think I'm weak. It sucks being the Chosen One. (A/N) Ok so I wrote this one a while back, and it's my first book to reach over 10k, yay :) I hope you enjoy, and if you want to see the story continued then I made a sequel called Freak, containing more Drarry fluff #spon. I mean, if you like this one, that's pretty great too, heh.

Loopy Loony Lovegood, the school freak show, known for her crazy thoughts and beliefs. Many people think I'm a bit... odd. Draco Malfoy. Accused Deatheater, lover of the dark arts and of a certain raven-haired Potter. You either like me or hate me. There is no inbetween.