Calli didn't ask to wake up in Jujutsu Kaisen. One minute she's rage-tweeting about Gojo's death and Gege's questionable life choices-next thing she knows, she's free-falling through the Tokyo skyline, straight into the arms of the man himself. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, caffeine, and zero cursed energy, Calli decides she's not saving the world-she's surviving it. Unfortunately, Gojo Satoru seems determined to turn her denial into an extreme sport. Welcome to the multiverse's most chaotic coping mechanism: one overpowered sorcerer, one genre-aware disaster girl, and a timeline that absolutely did not ask for either of them. ( P.S. This is my first fanfic so please be kind) Now also Available in A03.