Just a bunch of Larry Stylinson jokes for all the Larry shippers out there [Credit to myself for these jokes]

'I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck' https://www.instagram.com/thighhighlarry/ Copyright 2014, thighhighlarry. All Rights Reserved.

Intoxicated. Hollow. Insane. Fake. Charming. Dangerous. Words that sum up Jade Thirlwall, child of a drug addicted ex-rocker. Perrie Edwards is a good puppet. She does what they tell her to - act, smile, talk, lipsync - whatever it takes to pull in money. She's not going to go back to her old life again. Curiosity kills the cat. But Perrie's perplexed by Jade, curious about the girl that possibly hides behind the emotionless exterior, curious if she can save a broken soul. What she doesn't know is, maybe some people just don't have souls. Maybe they're just empty inside. Or maybe...they need something, someone, to ignite the fire inside them and bring them back to life. Smoke and Mirrors ©skepticynicism 2016

[FINISHED 2015] Louis met Harry on his first day of University and since then they became inseparable, they fell in love and everything was perfect. Until the day Harry decided they should take a break. Will they get back together? And what will an unexpected pregnancy do to their relationship? This is a Mpreg story in which male pregnancy is as common as female pregnancy. If you don't like this kind of story don't read it. You've been warned! ~cover by curiousitea~

One thing leads to another and Louis lies about having a boyfriend. How should he have known that those people would find him again? Now he has to act all lovely dovely with his long time crush, knowing it doesn't mean a thing to him... Larry Stylinson #1 in larrystylinson (4. December 2018) #1 in leigh-anne (11. February 2019) #4 in jesy (15. December 2018) #6 in edsheeran (11. February 2019)

"And at one point you finally get that person that makes you forget about all the pain, and wish that life never ended" ~WARNING~ Includes: smut, cursing, etc. ---TRIGGER WARNING--- Suicidal thoughts, self-harm, suicide attempts, may cause triggering. vvvvvvv Dont read if you dont think you could handle this.

what's the point of living if I'm not skinny? *lowercase intended*

Louis Tomlinson is the most popular guy in high school. Everyone worships him and the fact that he is the captain of the football team doesn't make matters worse. He's cocky and knows all too well that every student at school adores him. Well, except for one person that is; Harry Styles. Harry is quite the opposite of Louis. He likes school and cares about his grades while Louis just laughs it off. It so happens that these two boys go to the same school and even have the same timetable. They both hate it and can't stand the thought of having to be close to each other. What happens when they suddenly have to become stepbrothers? Will the hate still be there, or will it turn into something else? What if everything gets too difficult for the two of them? Highest Ratings: #1 in Larry (1/11-21) #1 in Louis (12/4-20) #1 in Larrystylinson (2/5-20) #1 in Direction (31/8-20) #1 in Tomlinson (10/12-20) #1 in Stylinson (14/12-21) #2 in Onedirection (9/1-20) #2 in One (3/8-20) #10 in Fanfiction (19/12-17) © All Rights Reserved 2015. Larrys_Girl

((warning!: hey everyone! i wrote this when i was like 15-16? and i realized i never put a rating on this story. it's pretty explicit! (i tagged it as mature but i'm going to put in the description that it's 18+ just so it's very clear)) Orgasms. You see that word and you think it's hot...right? Wrong. What if you had them multiple times a day? In front of your class. Your teachers. Your friends. ... Your mom. Harry Styles is a seventeen year old boy from England, he was recently diagnosed with RGS (Restless Genital Syndrome) And guess who's doing a project on the disorder for his medical sciences class? Eighteen year old, Louis Tomlinson. Imagine if you moaned during your algebra test. How does the word orgasm sound to you now? ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ [© Copyright 2016 All work is property of louuuology, any duplication or reproduction of all or part of the work without explicit permission by the author is illegal] cover by protruding™ playlist for this story: https://open.spotify.com/user/axxmber/playlist/16UmEymIoHwOVdKpemDoQ7

Both bullied for being different. Harry for being smart and Louis for enjoying the arts. But what happens one day when they're both thrown in the same dumpster? Will they become friends and fight off their bullies or will they continue their separate ways dealing with things alone? Read on to find out more!