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Different ways to annoy people and some very funny dares TRY IT UR SELF

We weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. Since we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. So stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening. --- I'll be posting a SNEAK PEEK of the first four chapters of my new YA book, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, here on Wattpad! I hope you like it. It will be in stores on March 11th. You can pre-order it here: http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Think-About-Sarah-Mlynowski-ebook/dp/B00FIN0TZ0/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1392920610 "Smart and frequently hilarious."--Publishers Weekly, starred review "A perfect read." --Romantic Times

Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random

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Taylor and Ty grew up together...they where both orphans with no-one to love them. When they where little Taylor got adopted and Ty ran away to live with her Then their foster mom died and they lived with her husband. But he starts beating them. Ty starts selling drugs and now he is King-Pin living by himself in a big house and Taylor is still living with her foster dad while he beats her, but she visits Ty every night Ty wants to kill him so bad but Taylor doesn't want Ty to get in trouble. Ty has feelings for Taylor but they dont want to mess up their relationship as friends. Will these 2 go From Hurt To Loved? Find out XOXO♥♥♥♡pinkbeats