Inanimate Insanity Preschool is an ask-blog/story about the wacky misadventures and stories from the contestants of Inanimate Insanity (and other objects shows) but they're little kids and the hosts are the teachers of the Inanimate Insanity Class! (Redone version of my old book! Asks are closed for now).

A sickness spreads throughout the hotel. And no, it isn't Tissue's condishawn. This sickness doesn't just make those afflicted sneeze uncontrollably but makes them act like a totally different person. Maybe a bit too literally...

In this A.U, the contestants are preschoolers and the hosts are the teachers\guardians! Sort of like a slice-of-life and questionnaire ask or dare book. The kids (and the adults) are willing to ask any question you may have for them. So asks are open!!