Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Shrek was going to do it, he was going to tell Donkey how he felt...

shrek and jacob sartorius falling i love. read at ur own risk

Better out then in I always say

There is more than 69 reasons to Love Shrek so if you can't find a reason to love him then I think you're just a complete doofus.

truly a masterpiece in the writing industry. please give me 5 stars i will donate a jeep 2 u asap join peppa pig in an emotional adventure full of love and tragedy. will peppa pig find love? u find out in the award winning story "lady gaga x peppa pig" this will go on for a long time so its like a soap opera for all u older people out there

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