You are the guardian of the Teletubbies. Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, and Po. But when something happens to them, a certain teletubby fan must bravely join in to help save them and find a cure.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions.
Shrek X farquaad :)
K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.