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Lahat na siguro ng kaginhawaan sa buhay ay na kay Andy na. Masayang pamilya at maranyang buhay. Ngunit lahat ng ito ay nawala dahil sa isang trahedya. Meet Andrea Marie Ventura, maganda, maabilidad, maalindog at raketera. Gagawin lahat mabuhay lamang pero dahil sa isang pagkakamali, ang dating buhay niyang simple ngayon ay magugulo. Nino? Nang isang lalaking ubod ng sungit, pustura, yaman, antipatiko at sarap -- ay hindi, ng yabang. Walang iba kundi ang nag-iisang Kean Marco Crisanto, ang lalaking apelido pa lang, tinitilian na.

After being dumped by her boyfriend because 'she's too much of a prude,' straight-A student Dana Ferrer enlists the kissing tutorial services of the Good Kissers Inc., made up of the three campus heartthrobs. She chooses notorious Campus King, Andy Guzman, to tutor her, thinking she can ace their lessons and have her ex crawling back to her in no time. She soon realizes she's not immune to Andy's irresistible advances. Nor is Andy oblivious to Dana's charm, which reminds him of someone from his past. Will Dana and Andy break the rules and fall in love with each other? Or will Dana opt to play safe and choose someone else?

Gwapo, maputi, chinito, hot, kissable lips, matangos na ilong, may magandang katawan, mayaman---paano kung ang lahat ng katangian na ito ay nasa isang lalaki? Siyempre tatanggapin mo s'ya ng buong-buo diba? Eh paano pala kung ang lalaking 'to ay ubod ng pagkamanyak? Papayag ka pa ba na maging asawa mo s'ya? Subaybayan natin ang lovestory ni Lory at ang kanyang mapapangasawa na si Grey na wala ng ibang ginawa kundi ang manyakin s'ya. Matagalan kaya ni Lory ang manyak n'yang asawa?

just an old thought (reposting)

Sa Kingdom High kung saan magkakaaway ang mga lalaki at babae, posible bang may mabuong relasyon at pagkakaibigan? (Completed. Published under Pop Fiction.)

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

( Suplado Trilogy - Book I) Saan ka naman nakakita ng kung sino pa'ng nanliligaw, siya pa'ng may ganang magsuplado? Siya pa ang demanding! Hindi ba dapat siya ang nanunuyo sa'yo, umaalalay sa'yo, tinuturing kang Prinsesa? Pero bakit siya pa ang hindi kumikibo? Siya pa ang may lakas ng loob na hindi ka pansinin. Maiinis ka ba o iyan pa ang magiging dahilan ng pakahulog ng damdamin mo sa isang tulad niya? Sundan ang makulit at nakakakilig na pag-iibigan ng dalawang taong 'di magkaintindihan. Meet Seth, "Ang Suplado Kong Manliligaw" © prettylittlemiss, 2013

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