In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

louist91: I kinda really wanna suck your dick louist91: no homo tho ••••• {HIGHEST RANKING: #3 in FanFiction}

"what do you mean you're straight, calum? you can't be straight." in a world where being gay is normal and being straight is not socially acceptable, poor calum hood happened to be as straight as they come. cover by @misfit_logan 2k15, All Rights Reserved, maorigod

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford