This is a one shot book with various Naruto characters I don't own any characters in this book

Uchiha Sasuke gets a rude awakening when a little boy arrives at his office with a note saying "It's time to be a father bastard..." Is this a joke? Nope, its not even the beginning of whats to come. (Warning: Nothing serious only suggestive language. ~ I don't own the naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created.) (Undergoing rewrite for some parts)

An incident occurs, to which Shikamaru stumbles across our favourite blonde, but not the one the Nara thought he knew. This Naruto has been hidden from the world. Hiding beneath the mask that is the no.1 knuckle headed ninja. How the brunette never realised it, was beyond him. Now, how will he stop the blonde from falling apart? This will be... Troublesome.