Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Amy is new to Emerald high, but she has a special talent! What will happen when she goes into the talent show with her new friend sonic? Will she mess up, fall in love, or both? only one way to find out! (Sonamy)

An Elleth named Eleniel was captured by a party of Orcs 500 years ago from her home and killed her family in front of her. she was tortured, abused and raped by the Orcs and years later she turned into an Orc herself and was forced to kill creatures but the one thing she couldn't and wouldn't kill was an Elf. She was marching off to war in helms deep to end the line of men but what happens when she sees that not only men are there to defend themselves but elves are also there and when she sees Prince Legolas she begs him to kill her, Legolas was shocked to see an Orc speak Elvish and once he did what she wished, Killed her. She started to turn back to her normal self, but will she ever be normal? Will she go back to her old life? Will people accept her? will she heal? and lastly What will Legolas do when he falls in love?