(THIS IS A JOKE) all y/n wants is a spanish tutor, all duo wants is someone to nurture also, im getting the spanish from google translate and just stuff ive heard over the years so its probably not good at all😭 warnings: -kidnapping -lowercase -this is probably the worst work of literature you will ever consume - cringe

y/n is just a simple person with simple dreams and hopes to one day meet there God duo. they are the last believer of this old God of language and they wish to unlock the powers of speech that duo can give when one day they are reading old books on duo and they find a prayer they have never seen before. what will happen next will they find there God will they become friends or...more???? find out in this romantic drama!

OWO!!!. What seemed like a simple stroll through the gardens leads to the president of the white house discovering the naked Neko Vladimir Putin. But it is not all bare skin and rapid heart rates because the new love of his life is in danger. Vicious men are after Vladimir Putin. It even seems like fate is trying to pull them apart! Conspiracies unfurl, hearts break and reform, and even fate is tested in this soon-to-be New York Times bestseller. Trying to update regularly

A steamy, passionate love exchange between our favorites Donald Trump and sexy Vladimir Putin *warning steamy/intense/crispy/smutty/crusty/420/69/minimal bilingual/surprise guest/ passionate/real/not clickbait/ true story/its gonna be ugggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘

your new lord and savior

One of the problems with falling in love young is that there's no guarantee it'll last. In which marriages could fall apart. Friendships tread the line of more than or nothing at all. ----- Officially the first Chris x Chandler story on Wattpad. (Not gonna say ever cause you never know.) 02/05/2019 ~

By a moment of chance Michael stumbles upon Jeremy. A cute nerdy boy that happens to be perfect crush material. It could've been the best summer romance of his life...there was just one problem, Jeremy already had a girlfriend. But after a phone call reveals Jeremy's girlfriend could be cheating on him, is there hope for their romance after all? Or is this summer romance destined to be a whirlwind of mystery, jealousy and pain?

Do you love RiceGum? So much that it hurts? Well... this is the solution for you! *JOKE BOOK, IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE*