I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

[ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE] Titania Lestrange is a part of the pureblooded families in the Wizarding World. As a daughter of the infamous Bellatrix and Rodulphus Lestrange, she already has a difficult position ahead of her, even without complications with her magic. However, as her childhood passes, nothing overly remarkable happens, which includes accidental magic. By the age of ten, she is well known in the pureblooded community, because she is a shamed Squib. Humiliated, she is hidden away to become a servant for the Malfoy family, doing their laundry and other chores as she watches her cousin Draco live her dream in Hogwarts. Life continues to grow more difficult for her, and she must make a final decision with what she must do to help protect herself from more pain. best rankings: #10 in #harrypotter #3 in #hogwarts #2 in goldentrio TOP 1% in #sadness (91/106K)

[Sequel to Morality] It's been one month since the tragic end of the Triwizard Tournament and the Ministry of Magic finally presumes that Saros Cygnus Malfoy is dead. His memorial service is held at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but still, there are so many questions left unanswered. The wizarding community is demanding answers, while the Ministry wants to hear nothing else of this Voldemort nonsense. They have enough on their hands with the uproar as Harry Potter returns with Peter Pettigrew in custody and have to announce that Sirius Black was wrongfully accused. Angelina Johnson can't believe it and won't believe that her boyfriend is dead, especially with no body present. Harry swears he witnessed the Killing Curse and could only assume that Saros' body was destroyed leaving behind the goblin silver prosthetic. And while the wizarding world is in a complete frenzy, Saros Malfoy finds himself in the muggle world, under what he believes to be his name "Harry Potter." After suffering the Cruciatus Curse on multiple accounts, Saros truly believes that his name is Harry Potter, but with no one reporting a boy missing by that name, there leaves plenty to be suspicious of. He can't recall past events, not even the names of family members or friends. Doctors believe that "Harry" is suffering from retrograde amnesia, placing him under the care of a woman named Jo until he starts to remember or if he ever remembers. But one day while "Harry" is out with his new family in London, he runs in a beautiful girl, who starts to cry when she sees him and can't stop calling him "Saros." And before he realises it, he's back in the wizarding world, but things don't get easier from that point on. Cover by demonlust

"don't underestimate her, because beginnings don't foresee our ends" a story in which a battered girl meets a broken boy with green eyes and round glasses {harry potter} {original characters by me} {cover by @nightgate}

{completed - UNDER EDITING} ❝It's sad that many people won't get to realise this❞ She was going unnoticed, quite happily, until Cedric Diggory stormed into her life with a charming smile and a slip of parchment for the Goblet of Fire. They're only dragons, right?

❝The powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?❞ Life can change in just a single moment. Diana Riddle felt it, as did the rest of the world. This was the beginning of the end. No longer was she a child; she was a warrior, a leader. She was the savior. In the midst of a war, now without her beloved mentor, she travels this road alone. To destroy Tom Riddle--it was what she was born for. Before she goes, though, she vows to die with memories, not dreams. To live before she dies. She has people to fight for now. Friends and family. She has something to live for, even if it's only for a short time. So she was going to fight. She was going to destroy what destroyed her, in the end. This is the end. The end of a war. The end of Diana Riddle. [ SEQUEL TO 'RUINS' - completed ] [ deathly hallows ] [ harry potter ] [ written by heidi // 2016 ]

❝There's a darkness on the edge of town...❞ There was a darkness coming. A war to end all wars, an evil that was rising with nothing that could stop it. The Order of the Phoenix was reassembling, and this time, they have a weapon far greater than anything they could've produced; a weapon that would defeat Lord Voldemort. A weapon no one knew about. Her. [ book 1 - completed ] [ order of the phoenix - half-blood prince ] [ harry potter ] [ written by heidi© ]

❝I look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit.❞ ❝Can you just fuck off, please?❞ In which James takes up singing musical songs to Margot, until she falls in love with him. {Marauders modern au} {Plot by benvolioandmercutio}

BOOK 2 OF THE LONE WOLF SERIES "I can't believe him! He's so annoying-" "And stupid and always spends his time trying to out-prank me." Marvelle finished and raised an eyebrow at her. Ivy glared at her slightly. "Well yes! I find him so infuriating-" "No you don't." ~~~~ Ivy Potter was always a prankster. Her father was Prongs, her godfather was Moony and she spent her first three years of life with Padfoot. Of course she had Pranking in her blood. When she receives her letter from Hogwarts, it's not surprising that she gets detention in the first week. Fred and George Weasley. The two prankster twins in Gryffindor. They were always Pranking people in the corridors. Of course, they get detention in the first week. Then suddenly, things get a bit competitive between the three. And soon Fred and Ivy have much more greater pranks to show... They just need to get out of detention first. Most of these characters are NOT mine, they belong to the amazing, J.K Rowling. Ivy, Marvelle, Maria and a few others are mine. Creds to @AmazingCheri for the awesome cover!

"You sure you're up for it Fall? You're new here, you don't know what you're up against." He said, his voice full of pride. "Well neither do you." I said, a small grin appearing on my face. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Isabel Fall, a fifteen year old witch has been transferred to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Upon arriving at the school, she is soon to learn about the infamous Marauders and how they prank, hex and jinx many people in the school. All she can do is hope and pray they do nothing of the sort towards her. Of course, when they come strutting down the corridors, start doing pranks, jinxes and hexes, the Prank War begins and many secrets are bound to be revealed. Disclaimer: Most of the Characters in this book are NOT mine, only Isabel and a few others are. The rest belong to the amazing JK Rowling.