Stories of the cutest cat in the world and his friends

We both met on pornhub after my roblox girlfriend left me i miss Cooper tho i play minecraft but he isnt gay he is stroodle for curpria son he slorps on them in front of me and i get mad >:(

Leafyishere story i thought of there is lemon btw ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump

𝑊𝑜𝑤 𝑖 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝐵𝐴𝐷𝐷𝐼𝐸

Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....

in which a girl falls in love with someone she cant have, unless she kills herself.

Allexx is in love with a certain mug of water, bath water, who's bathwater you ask? well, you'll soon find out. When things between mug of bathwater and Allexx get steamy, his best freind and roomate; George finds out about the affair, and disproves of it. Will Allexx get his happy ending? will George approve of it? and most certainly, exactly how tall is memeulous??

i can't get more descriptive, it's crack fanfic