"Who is this?" "Your future husband." Highest Ranking - #251 in Humor (Category has since been changed because wattpad said I wasn't funny)

Chip Honeycutt has a girly name. That's not the problem; his real problem is hiding the fact that his family owns a bakery. And that he loves to bake. What will happen when a new guy comes along and finds out his secret? Will he tell everyone? Or will he keep it? © 2015 by theCuppedCake. All rights reserved.

"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Fries with you." My eyes widened as it slowly registered that Golden Boy McHarden had just openly flirted with me.

"I'm going to find you. And when I do, I'm going to make YOU whimper." Nicolas Cross is an Assassin. An arrogant Assassin. He's perfect at what he does. Or so, he thinks. One little mistake, cost him his entire future in the Assassin Guild. He'd rather quit than climb back up the ladder. Sadly, being one of the best Assassins has it's price. Quitting isn't really an option. One silly kiss later, he vanishes as fast as he appeared. Now he doesn't just have the Assassin Guild tracking him down, he also has one very determined Assassin hunting for him. Why? Oh, maybe, just maybe, he wants a lot more than just ONE kiss...

Caffeine deprived, stressed out college kid, Stephan, knows his barista hates him because the guy tells him so on the label of his cup every, single day. So why then does the bottom of the cup say something entirely different...? Wattpride featured selection!

MANXMAN When second in command Amadeo Azarola gets shot twice by a unknown gang named Pilate, the head of the Black Cross gang has to call his younger brother, Leviathan Marc, a surgeon in training, to save his friend. Interest develop and revenge ensues. Not the best description, but not too bad either. :) *Dark Themes read at your own discretion* Copyright © 2017

Ember Louis is not someone who lets people push her around, yet when she accidentally breaks Lukas Dobras' phone, he forces her to be his personal "slave" for a month. Lukas is the school's designated "Bad Boy", he has tattoos, a few close friends, and is basically the most popular guy in their high school. All is well and peaceful in his life until he gets betrayed by his closest friends. Now he takes it upon himself to have revenge on everyone that has wronged him, and what better time to commence the evil plot to his enemies destruction than when he has his own personal slave to help him? Punches are thrown, eyes are rolled (numerous times), and crushed develop. *Warning: Swearing and run-sentences, as well as a brief bxb scene/gay relationship (so all you anti-gay people, back off because this book is written by a non binary pansexual who wants to tell all of you to suck my rainbow ass)* This book is a little cliché so if you aren't into that, sorry. I have no copy right claim to any of the pictures used