About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him--- and I didn't know how potent that part might be----- that thirsted for my blood. And third..... I was falling, unconditionally and irrevocably, in love with him.
'Spanky,' he whispered. 'What a beautiful name...' Spanky is just your regular busty high school idiot, but when she meets the mysterious Crispy Grey, a British Billionaire, her life becomes a rollercoaster of plot conveniences and clichés. THIS IS A PARODY.
Written when Wattpad had a 'What's Hot' list - a satire of all the cliche plots woven into one story line - Werewolves, adopted hot brothers, arranged marriages, vampires, fan-fic, gangster love, plus much more... it's a rollercoaster of a plot!
Werewolves and vampires don't mix, or that's what Kieran Callisto, a seventeen-year-old vampire, has believed all his life - until he falls for the Alpha's son. ***** When Kieran meets his new classmate, Mason Kane, he bristles with an unexplainable...
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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
❝ YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO COMPLETE ❞ ⏤in which joy is asked a series of questions about her friends' murder horror!au ©solarshines
Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels...
