Exactly what the title says! There will be some funny Ratchet pics in here, and other how to annoys, like how to annoy Megatron, and how to annoy Knockout. EVERYONE EXCEPT RATCHET is allowed to read this book!

*Transformers Prime* Ashe is a bit of an odd ball, but that's only because he has a dark and mysterious past. He may seem like a happy go getter, but underneath is where he is hiding his secrets. His life then takes a turn when he finds the Decepticons, seeing them as interesting, as well as seeing him equally interesting. Will he be part of the team? or will he be cast aside like he has been his entire life? *All Rights Reserved, I Only Own The Idea Of Making This Story*

A/n: I don't own transformers nor do I own of the OC it's my friends OC. Also it was my friends for the OC to be OP'S little sister. Also I will be using Earth time words. Crystal is the younger sister to Optimus prime & Megatron. Both don't get along too well, but the one thing they have in common is their love towards their younger sister. Crystal tries to keep the both of them from fighting, but sometimes it doesn't work. Sooner or later the both of them start to have a war both of them being the leader of both sides. And later becoming mortal enemies. Which side will Crystal pick. -------------------------------------------------------------- I watched as both my brothers fought and it reminded me of when we were young. They would fight all the time and I'd be watching in a hidden spot, or listening in on them fighting. Once I had enough of them fighting, I would run to my safe spot, they would chase after me and apologize. They said that nothing would ever come between our family, they promised it would never ever become a war, they lied.... I snapped out of my thoughts only to see Megatron about to stab Optimus, I've had enough of this! I quickly ran in front of Optimus as Megatron readied his sword. In seconds felt something in my chasis, then I felt energon slowly fall down to the ground. Megatron pulled his sword out and turned around, I could feel his anger. I started to drop, I was caught by Optimus he was holding me close to him. For once in a long time I could actually see his emotions clearly, "Crystal! Why did you do that?!" I smiled and slowly moved my head to look at him, "haha...at least I stopped you two....f-from..fighting one l-last t-time.." "Crystal hang in there ok I'm going to get you out of here and get you medical attention. Stay with me please..." Optimus pleaded. I smiled at him and cuddled close to him, "I love you big brother....t-tell Megatron that I-I still love him.." I was being surrounded by darkness.

(TFP) Decepticons are known for their evil ways. However, everyone has some good inside. This is a story of a femme who is loyal to Megatron. But that will be put to the test when she discovers Megatron's plans for the Autobots after the Decepticons make a significant discovery.

What it says on the title. I am now taking requests, for TFP only. I don't feel comfortable doing smut or lemons or whatever you want to call it.

Transformers Prime spoofs and bloopers! Need a laugh? Leave it to Team Prime! There are references to other TV shows and movies all over this book. I like to see how many of ya'll notice. It's pretty fun to leave them around and see who recognizes them. So have fun with that~ Hope ya'll enjoy!

Calypso is the oldest daughter of William Lennox. She hardly speaks and spends almost all her time studying/doing homework, reading, and inventing. She is sort of a loner, correction, she is a loner. She loves being left alone and loves doing her own thing. She likes silence. The quieter it is the better it is in her opinion. But when her dad is supposedly "killed" in an attack, her only friend Mikaela Banes(or Mimi) drags her to a 'meet-up' with some of her friends, which is were she meets Sam Witwicky. So...what happens? Why don't you read to find out? Oc/???????? Disclaimer-I don't own Transformers!!!!!!!!!! * I wrote this when I was 14-15...take that as you will...

Y/n is a night fury. Thought to be the last one of her kind. And then things changed. Y/n met Toothless. And hiccup. And the twins. Life changed into an adventure. In some chapters, I give you options. You get to choose how you want to respond and act. This story is funny. And you get to choose your own way through the story. And you get to fall in love with Toothless. I'd call that a triple win. Care to join me on this adventure? It might just be fun. [COMPLETE] If you like Humor and Superheroes, check out my other story: Ghost of a Hero Started Sunday, July 10, 2016 Completed Sunday, November 13, 2016 [I AM NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS] [MOST OF THIS IS PURELY UNEDITED, AND I WROTE IT AT AGE 14 SO BE PREPARED FOR GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES]

A Transformers fic

Life for Angel Daniels is turned upside down when she gets captured by the Decepticons who seem to believe she is their long lost princess. DISCLAIMER i do not own transformers the characters etc. i only own my own character