This is basically a list of things to avoid for Hetalians, which I honestly didn't expect to get so many reads. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia (that'd be pretty awesome if I did though.) Warning: adult themes, possible violence, slight sexual content, little bit of yaoi implied, and swear words. ... But, if you've seen Hetalia I'm sure you're used to it.

If you're looking for a fresh book of writing tips with a shocking level of humble honesty, a tastefully moderate amount of swear words, and an occasional wave of dry humor, then look no further! Rather than your standard list of Dos and Don'ts, I'll use my own writings and methods I've tried as examples of what you CAN do in your journey to finding what works for you. Because there's no one way to write, but my one way may inspire you.* * Just take this sentence fragment starting with because as a sneak peek of the unorthodoxy inside.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

(Name) was a young lady who lives on her own. She works at a cafe and babysits from time to time as well. But, if there's one thing certain, she simply loves anime, one of her favorites being Hetalia. One night as she was getting ready for bed, she heard a knocking at her door. She goes to check, and sees a large box on her porch. What's inside of it though, will change her life for better or worse. {DISCLAIMER: Story is discontinued. There may still be random updates, check some more recent chapters for information, but the main storyline is unfinished and likely to never be finished}

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*