"I want to kiss you so bad. So fucking bad, Tess." I tell her and look at her plump pink lips. "Then do it," she says and puckers her beckoning lips to me. Shifting my body, I face her and try my best to wrap my arms around her wide hip with an obstacle in between our bodies who's keep away from my woman to hug her. "I'd gladly kiss you, baby. But your swollen belly is getting in my way to kiss you fully." I look down at the obstacle in between us. Soon she'll have our little baby out and I'll kiss our little girl's small cheeks, her small hands, ears, belly, forehead and even her small feets. And obviously how could I forget about her mother. I'll kiss the hell out of her mother so much too, non-stop that she'll has to give me a restraining order to keep me away from her. ‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿ Sequel to After 3 (by Anna Todd) and AFTER 4(by me). Hessa after Landon's wedding to having kids and much much more JUICY things in between. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ♥ HIGHEST RANKING- #1 in Afterstory on Feb 17,2022 #1 in Emery on Feb 17,2022 #1 in Auden on March 15,2022 #1 in Afterfanfiction on August 26,2022 #1 in Tessa on September 10, 2022 #1 in Annatodd November 20, 2022 #2 in Josephinelangford on August 31,2022. #2 in Herophine on October 8, 2022. #2 in Aftereverhappy October 18, 2022 #3 in Aftermovie October 30, 2022 #3 in Tessa young on November 25, 2022 #5 in Hardin on September 3, 2022

Just some quotes that I found online that I thought were hilarious so yeah have fun!

I just want to write down some funny things I find or make up!

A Collection of Funny Jokes