Luna Solange, a 20 year old artist who specializes in body art, has a job opportunity to apply makeup for a music video for a singer of a certain band. It truly wasn't like anything she had expected, because after meeting Brendon Urie, she realized that she absolutely hated him. WARNING: Strong language! + Sexual acts/references! - Published February 15th, 2015. - Edited & corrected on June 2019. Achievements: • #1 in Panic as of 1/31/19 • #1 in Creativity as of 4/6/19 • #1 in Bands as of 8/23/19 and 10/2/19 • #5 in Meeting as of 6/5/19 • #1 in Brendon as of 10/14/19 • #1 in Band as of 9/12/19

NASA has reported that an asteroid will be hitting the earth and possibly ending it in only four days. the government is making all families go into local shelters to hopefully protect them from the asteroid. all families must proceed calmly and go to their closet shelter. ••• and Brendon and Jennifer aren't believing it. (and Jennifer isn't going to fall in love with Brendon...right?)

a chance meeting, a one night stand, an illicit agreement... saying 'yes' to being friends with benefits is one thing, but doing it with panic! at the disco frontman brendon urie is something else entirely [formerly 'hey moon']

❝ this is your bodyguard for the next little while, agent brendon urie. ❞ ___________________________________________ ┏ 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄. 𝐒𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐂𝐔, 𝐏𝐑𝐄-𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑. 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒. ┛ 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒: •1st place in the fanfiction category of the shooketh awards 2018 •Honorable mention in the fanfiction category of the shooketh awards 2018 •2nd place in the action category of the grand poe's awards 2018 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐘: @-shadowlights © 𝐎𝐇𝐅𝐑𝐗𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄

"I'm his dad? You're kidding me, right?"

You can't make a Church Boy out of an Atheist, but you can make a Bad Girl out of a Christian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Brendon Urie Fanfic