but even tin man ended up having a heart. i doubt he will ever have one. © pantones 2014

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

he wasn't supposed to be intrigued by her innocent nature and she wasn't supposed to become bedeviled by his snap and senselessness. he thought he was getting along fine before, until he made the graceful mistake of letting her become his world. © lostinrealitys 2015

" You are my little city that I can always runaway to, where I can find my sanity, and where I can find myself at 3 am thinking of you. Just you, Zoe." (( a sequel to reckless )) This book cannot be altered or duplicated. © Copyright 2015 All rights reserved.

❝every girl you fuck is a tally. and that's all that matters to us.❞ © all rights reserved // nat (( first matt book with a latina/woc as the love interest and won the prestigious "best matt fanfic" award))