The Sakamaki family was never normal, but they were once happy...at least that was how it seemed to their only daughter, Chouko, back when her mother was still alive. Years after Cordelia was killed by the triplets, Yui Komori stumbles upon a woman sleeping in a coma within the mansion, and unknowingly unearths a twisted family history that will bury them all. Story Officially Completed: January 25, 2018 Updated with News: July 7, 2020 (+new summary) Official Word Count: 72k

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

You watch a lot of Anime, but you're sick of all these subtitles? Well, me too. Learning Japanese on the easiest way ever: Each day, one word. Simple, right? So, let's get started!

"ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅɪᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ." "ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ." ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ, ᴀɴ ᴀᴠᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʟᴜᴄʏ ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ᴅɪᴇs ɪɴ ᴀ ғɪʀᴇ, ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴀʙᴏʟɪᴋ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀs sᴇʀɪᴇs, ᴄᴏʀᴅᴇʟɪᴀ sᴀᴋᴀᴍᴀᴋɪ. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟴 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱: 𝟭𝟱 𝗷𝘂𝗹𝘆, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁: @darlingdiiamond and @-ROSEATEBLUR

[Highest Ranks] ***2018 Watty's Shortlist*** ***FEATURED STORY*** #1 in Novels #5 in Murder Mysteries #6 in Mystery / Thriller Kathrine Woods was headed to Fayetteville, a small town in Tennessee where everybody knows everybody. This small town was full of surprises, and Kathrine Woods would be one of them.... they thought murder was the worst thing that could happen. They were dead wrong. Do you know your neighbor? RED is a murder mystery with the perfect mix of drama and romance.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Nowadays, everybody is checking new updates from friends or family on Facebook. Well, who said that vampires can't use the online social networking service-- Facebook too?! In fact, they've all registered an account! And even Ayato hated his mother, Cordelia, he still added her as a 'friend', and sometimes chaos are going on this social networking service... But it is always entertaining to watch their replies and click a like for their posts. Wanna check out what's new for them? It's time to read this book and go online to Facebook! :D PS. Why would you destroy Yui's phone duh, not cool Subaru, not cool.

You'll either laugh your butt off or cringe till your brain shuts down from all the crap thats to come. >>>Started: 23/12/2018 >>>Finished: 09/02/2019