❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls but Ora was determined not to just be another 'funny' anecdote. When her inevitable date with Sirius Black rolls around, she's determined to outwit the master and figure out every way he could ditch her and stop it... or use it against him if worst came to worse. However, the stories that Ora uncovered turned out to be more awful and enthralling than expected and Ora finds herself being lured back every day for more...

[Book Two] Sequel to Skinny Dipping With a Mermaid. As if losing her father and friends during the Wizarding War didn't weigh heavy enough on the heart of Nixie Dover, to lose the love of her life to imprisonment in Azkaban due to false accusations completely shattered the woman. Turning to the sea for over twelve years, Nixie prepares to spend the rest of her life among the merfolk community and her mother, until she hears a rumour through the seaweed. Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban. Determined to see if the rumours are true, Nixie ventures to the land once more only to find him but to also find the world on the brink of the Second Wizarding War. Terrified of what could occur during the second fight against the Dark Lord and his followers, Nixie is hesitant to join the fight. That is until she hears of the newest secret weapon that can not only help them win the war but stop the Dark Lord once and for all. With unfinished business to attend to with an old Hogwarts "friend" Nixie prepares herself for the final fight.

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs certainly feel quite accomplished after completing what they dub as the Marauder's Map. A map designed to show every classroom, hall, corridor, and even secret passageway of the Hogwarts Castle but also capable of identifying every person, ghost, and poltergeist roaming about. Or so they thought. It takes Elspeth Hayes casually strolling down the corridor one afternoon for the boys to realise that she's not showing up on the map and they want to figure out why. But Elspeth is not about to give away her secrets so easily, after all, a girl has to have her secrets to keep the boys on their toes.

Let's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason. 1975 ↣ 1978 [INSTAGRAM AU] [HIGHEST RANK - #96 IN FANFICTION]

*REWRITTEN/EDITED FROM THE BEGINNING STARTING AFTER CHAPTER 80* Every summer Mackenzie McGonagall was taught alone at Hogwarts. Once September rolled around she would always choose to go to her Uncle Aberforth's to be homeschooled and work to make extra money. She always heard hilarious stories from her mother about this group of boys who would cause trouble. Her mom would laugh and tell her how she would fit in with them perfectly. So in the beginning of her 6th year she decides to head to Hogwarts. She thought it would be easy, but one can never underestimate the Marauders.