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The Fifth Element by Sammmy134
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In Elemental magic you can be one of four magic types; water, fire, earth, and air. The only problem is Violet is none of these things. Is she what they call a magic dud, or is she something rarer, more powerful, and more dangerous than anyone could have imagined!? Teasers, "Em, most girls sneak out for a boy, you sneak out for a unicorn." I began to cry as it reached for my face."No!" I screamed. "Please No!" I went to pull back the shower curtain, but some nagging thought in the back of my head stopped me. I didn't have a little brother, so why was there a little boy in my bathroom? I gulped and with shaking hands pulled back the shower curtain. "What!? How could that be!?" I yelled, and covered my hand with my mouth. Shouting wasn't such a good idea right at this moment. If someone heard us and came up here to investigate the noise we were making, they would find a boy and a girl, a bloody knife with both their finger prints on it, and a very very dead body. "Don't touch her!" he hissed and lunged at Henry. Running through the night wearing nothing but a flimsy hospital dress, while waving a dismembered hand in his hand, was a strangeness no regular person could hope to inspire to.
Alienus by KrazyObsession
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No one expected that it would happen until it did. Earth was dying. We, the few who survived the disease, were all contained in cells with artificial light and oxygen and food in the form of pills. So when help came in the form of C'Riel, an alien race that lived in a planet called Xe'Krein, many people found hope. But I was wary. Why would the C'Riel help us? How did we benefit them? What I didn't expect to happen was meeting him. The fire-eyed alien. My alien. And then I found out, that sometimes answers to the questions we want to know are sick and leave you wondering if everything was a lie.
The Son Of Ursula by Amelia_Huerta
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*Completed* He stares down into the princess's stormy grey eyes. He smiles at her, though on the inside; he wants to kill her right now and be over it, but that is not the plan. "Are you all right?" He asks the daughter of his ememy. She stares at him, "Y-yes," she stammers, voice shaking, "You saved my life! Thank you!" His smile widens, "It's a good thing that storm was there or we wouldn't have the pleasure of meeting." ------------------------------------------------- Ursula, the famous and powerful Sea Witch of all the ocean, has a son. Both outcast to the deepest dark of the ocean, planning to get revenge on the Little Mermaid, Queen Ariel. Zale, son of Ursala is sent on a mission to trick the daughter of King Eric and Queen Ariel into falling in love with him and then capture her so he and his mother can use her to steal the kingdom of Ocealan and the Atlantic ocean. Lana, daughter of King Eric and Queen Ariel is sent across the ocean to find a prince to marry her, but when her ship wrecks from mysterious storm, she is saved by a mysterious boy who appeared out of nowhere. Since her father was saved by her mother, Ariel who was once a mermaid, she thinks the boy could be her soul mate. They could live out the romantic story her parents created. What will happen if Zale starts to have feelings for the princess that are so new to him? Will the plan still work? Or will it fail and change his cold sea heart? This is a retelling of The Little Mermaid. ***UPDATES EVERY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY***
Friends with the King of the Underworld | Book 1 by _lovepenny
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Emylin is a human. Her best friend, Damien, is not. He's the mysterious, handsome King of the Underworld. A social outcast, shunned by her peers, Emmy never felt like she belonged. She'd lose her mind if it wasn't for Damien. Damien is the ruthless, other-worldly ruler of the Dark Faerie Kingdom. Meeting as children, they have had an unlikely friendship that is kept secret from everyone in both worlds. Fearing an uprising after his father's untimely death, the newly crowned King Damien must find a Queen quickly before the next Blood Moon. He sets his eyes on Leah, Emmy's classmate and bully, as the ideal candidate. Emmy must now play matchmaker for her life-long best friend in order to save a secret, ancient kingdom mankind has never known existed. She also has to juggle Damien's crazy requests (like setting up his dates), Leah in her new life, work, her own college workload and the unraveling of a secret murderous plot that will endanger Damien and Emmy herself. No one ever said being friends with the King of the Underworld was easy. The Underworld Series #1 Fiction Awards 2019 Best Fantasy Winner Watty's 2018 Longlist Second Place @CommunityHub Award 2019- Fantasy Wattpad Featured Story Highest Ranking #3 in Fantasy [4/29/18] #4 in Fantasy [2/17/18] #5 in Fantasy [1/30/18] #11 in Paranormal Edited by: @jgfairytales Cover by: @_luvlee_ If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to Wattpad.
Game of Dust and Ashes (Book Two in the Covert Operations series) by DelaneyBrenna
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Melanie Clarke was ready for the world. The world wasn't ready for Melanie Clarke. After rescuing her brother from Scorpion's deadly grasp and witnessing the death of her childhood friend, Daniel, Melanie disappeared--vanishing from the grasp of every major database on the globe. To those who never knew her, she never existed. To those looking for her, she was simply gone. To her friends, she was Jessica Collins, elite field agent for the Global Centre for Covert Operations. The persona of Melanie Clarke seems to be fading into a distant memory but when an old flame re-emerges into her life, threatening all that she holds dear, Melanie must work with her allies, old and new, to protect the life she's worked so hard to build. The game has changed. Melanie is done being a pawn. The only thing left to do now is win.
The Shewolf Within Me | BxB ( UNedited) by AJPharaoh
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Pyro is a werewolf with a dark secret, he was born as an female wolf side. A all white wolf which is a prize to male werewolves to have as their mate. When his family becomes apart of a pack, he does his best hiding it from them. With the pack thinking his sister is the one with the white wolf. Attention rasie for her as young werewovles do their best to get her to choose one of them to claim her. But how long before they find out the truth and make it their mission to claim him as their mate. Read and find out.
Broken & Rejected (Werewolf Romance) by Kayleigh_F_49
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Broken I felt Rejected I was This was because my true mate chose another mate. My fate soon changed when I was found by another Alpha who was also rejected. Can he save me ?
The Boy Who Read Minds ✔️ by veronicasoli
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Highest rank: #1 in Teen-Fiction and sci-fi romance, #1 mindreader, #2 humor Aaron's special power might just be the coolest- or scariest- thing ever! It's always helped with his bad-boy reputation, his rightfully arrogant all-knowing intimidation seemed to go a long way with his love life and somehow also his education. Until he met Violet, one of the smartest girls in school; a girl he's been using for years, zoning in on her mind to ultimately cheat on exams and steal the title of valedictorian. Until one day, Violet failed him. Her mind wandered all over the place- her parent's divorce, her breakup, and he couldn't help but sympathize. But Violet's a smart girl, who knows how long it'll take before she finds out. Aaron depends so much on his mind-reading capabilities that when they suddenly disappear- so does everything he hasn't worked for. His secret was like Samson and his hair, once it's told, the magic's all gone. Word count: [85,000 - 92,000] *** Copyright © 2021 #1 TEEN FICTION #1 mindreader #1 sci-fi romance #8 romance #2 humor #1 puberty #1 superpowers #1 sweet #35 comedy For business inquiries, please contact: wattpadveronicasoli@gmail.com BOOK 1 of the Mind Reader Series
Forced Marriage [Completed] by celestialxcross
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Destiny Pitch is the most unlucky girl one will ever know. Her mother died when she was a baby, she was raised by her foolish father who gets drunk most of the time. Then she found out her father was in a huge debt to a billionaire and she had to marry him to repay all her father debt, while her father just run away from his debt. And guess what ? The billionaire already had a son
MISTRESS OF NATURE by CeCeLib
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Betrayed by the people she once loved, cared for, and protected, Queen Gatria is determined to make everyone suffer and feel her wrath. With the intent of saving her sisters while executing her revenge, can the Mistress of Nature carry out her plans and succeed in time? ****** Finally free from being held captive for two centuries, Queen Gatria Valen Balsatra sets on a quest to free her sisters and exact her revenge. With her heart full of wrath, she is prepared to slaughter everyone who would stand in her way, her ex-lover included. Now faced with numerous betrayals and hindrances, Queen Gatria is put to the test. Can she save her people and live up to her role as the Mistress of Nature and overseer of Azitrea? Or will her unending rage cause everything to crumble down and die? [ BOOK 2 OF AZITERA: YTHER'S QUEEN ] CECELIB | C.C. COVER: Regina Dionela