It's a crack fic I swear

In which Yeontan wreaks havoc on Min Yoongi--in short poems. Sequel to The Adventures of Yeontan. (UWU-alert)

"Date me." "Excuse me - what the fuck?" The story where two idiots who hate each other start dating because of a dare. (Seungcheol thinks they're crazy, but no one listens to him anyway, so.) [CURRENTLY REWRITING LOL] ©STARBOIHOSH

chan: woojin please come back changbin just threatened to beat my ass woojin: i'm fine thank you and you? contains: changlix, woochan, minsung and hyunjeongin (the main ship will be minsung because i love them :'))

prepare yourselves ladies and gentlemen, shit's about to get wild. (will add cover later)

"we're a well built family!" "then why is yoongi strangling hoseok?" 7 guys one house a lot of cussing sarcasm and a whole lot of crackheads-assy (it's not a word but I just made it into one This book is just for fun have fun!!!!!

What is happening in the group chat of BTS, the seven member south korean boy group? let's find out right now (just so you know this book contains gay ships, memes, swear words and you know...jokes that are probably not suitable for kids) (Oof completed) •• EDIT : 17/05/21 [ yo it's me author from the year 2021, man, I can't believe it's been 3 years or so since I made this, time really flies by huh? I had the idea to read this again after all these years and... yeah I'm gonna cringe at this 10 years in the future, I'm sure. I had the idea to just delete this book so I can sleep soundly at night but that wouldn't be very fun, would it? Besides, this book carries a lot of fond memories while writing believe it or not so instead, to spare me some of the cringefest I deleted some of the filler chapters, and yeah that's basically the only changes I've made to this. aight enjoy the book now I guess ] [ oh yeah and I *might* rewrite this in a seperate book because I thought that would be fun but no promises ;) ]

Warning: IF YOU READ THIS FAN FIC YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY YOU HAVE NEVER DONE DRUGS BECAUSE THIS IS CRACK These will be a mix of both actual and crack one shots. I will be taking request and suggestions from anyone who wants it! Anyway if you do wanna request something there are rules on the first part. It's only cause I don't want to write anything that'll make me uncomfortable. Lol Thx for reading!!

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved