"a boy. a girl. a pair of headphones. a hundred bus rides. and a thousand songs." ▪ #2 in Rides as of 16th February 2019

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

When Amber Bloom got a glimpse of a boy from her balcony, she never imagined she'd ever speak to him, let alone get to know him. When nothing more than clumsiness, an uneven tile and a blue slush bring the two together, Amber's holiday suddenly gets a whole lot more interesting. From mini golf and aquariums to private beaches and karaoke, Amber's going to get a lot more from her annual family holiday than she bargained for. [It gets more interesting at the end of chapter 2, promise 😂] #1 Short Story ~ Jan/2020 Cover photo taken by me x

When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to impress the sassy girl with cheesy song lyrics, childish talks and lots of laughter. One phone call. Many songs. Lots of smiles. "So do you like the Beatles?" ''Y-yeah, why do you-" "Hey Jude, don't make it bad-" "Please don't." "Take a sad song and make it better." " ............" __________________________________ These are a series of dialogues over text/call. ____________________________________ HIGHEST RANKING: #1 Call #1 Dialogue #2 Pick up lines

When a girl meets a boy at a party just before her curfew, things get interesting. _______ [#1 in Short Story - 12/29/2019] [#1 in High School Experience - 3/29/2020]

Maddie can't remember the last 2 years, but she knows Ethan is the handsome boy who's been haunting her dreams. Do they have an insta-spark, or a past? *** When a skiing accident leaves sixteen-year-old Maddie Monroe with a brain injury, erasing all her memories from the past two years, her personality undergoes a massive transformation. Long gone is the carefree girl she used to be, and old friends feel like complete strangers. One of the strangest side effects the accident leaves her with are her dreams -- or more specifically, the boy who plagues them. She has no idea who he is, but he comes to her most nights; handsome, funny and charming as hell. When he shows up seated beside her in English class one day, she feels an instant connection to him - and as their relationship develops, Maddie can't help but feel like there's a hidden past between them. Have they met before? Who is Ethan Ryder? [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

(Highest Rank #191) this is just what I know of songs so please just ask the song or you know it

Are you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating homeworks or chores or both right now? Are you an extra-terrestrial being who happened to take into possession an IPhone 6s? Or you just a bored human being with nothing really fun to do and is currently in Wattpad trying to find books worth giving a shit about? Well.. wherever, whoever, whatever, or whatever you've gotten yourself into right now, you better need to lighten up your mood and check out this unordinary joke book and clutch your pot belly 'cause you're gonna enjoy a laugh trip that could probably kill you due to short intake of breath caused by too much hilarity. So go ahead and click that orange "Read" button (and keep a nebulizer close with you). 99% NOT MINE 69% Clean (lol, no just kidding) 100% funny DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes are not mine. Credits to the owners.

Two books wasn't enough so welcome back again! ^~^ [Started February 16th 2017 Ended September 21st 2017] #19 in random July 25th 2017

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