Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something more? ***** Seventeen-year-old Macy Anderson is a tomboy that plays soccer, hangs with the guys, can't stand girls (except her best friend Jasmine) and doesn't know who Sam Cahill is. But when the pair unexpectedly meet, everything goes downhill from there. Because Sam Cahill is the school's bad boy, known for skipping classes and getting into trouble. Not to mention his cocky attitude, British accent, and magnetic charm, which seems to work on all the girls -- except Macy, who has a rule not date in high school. But when Sam starts showing her his moves (on and off the soccer field), Macy begins to see a different guy under the leather-clad exterior. Will that be enough to convince her that he's the one guy worth breaking the rules for? [[Word count: 300,000 - 350,000 words]] [[2015 Watty Winner]] All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038

Nikki Devron is not your average teenager. In school she is Lana Pageant, the nerd who everyone picks on. In real life she is one of the most famous actresses in the world, known for her beauty and acting skills. But there is one problem, being one of the most famous people in the world she never gets a break from everything in her acting life. She disguises herself at school as Lana Pageant, she keeps her head down and stays under the radar at all times. But suddenly her life takes a turn; bringing on three hot, popular boys, new movies, parties, english projects and model best friends. Can she keep it all up or will all the stress build up inside her until she can't take it? Warning: Includes swearing. Awesome cover by @Lord_Tommo #8 in Humor - 13/9/2016 Copyright © 2016 - DeadlyRedhead

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even watched him get suspended for three weeks. He always ruins everything and never does what he is told. Melody has hated him since the day he set foot in her school and luckily he has never noticed her. That is, until now. Tyson has set his eyes on Melody and won't stop until he gets what he wants. And he wants her. *-*-* Note: It is cliché at first but it gets better. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

The world knew of three special children - the Angel-blooded ones, Clarissa Fairchild and Jace Herondale, and the demon-blooded one, Sebastian Morgenstern. But there was another one - a child with an angel's heart but demon's blood. There was another child with superficial strength, agility, speed, grace, special talents and an invincible physique. Her name was Leah Ravenscar - one of the six heroes who had helped save the world. And she was the illegitimate daughter of Tessa Gray and Brother Zachariah. Sequel - Leah Carstairs - is out now!

My name is Clary Morgenstern. I'm sixteen years old and have been living with my dad ever since my parents divorced. After six years of moving from place to place we're back in New York. Only I'm not an innocent ten year old girl anymore. I have scars. I have my ghosts. And above all--I have my secrets. I was hoping to start fresh with everyone I met in New York. I wanted to find love and happiness. I wanted to leave the constant path of horrors that follows me and maybe get off. But as my mother used to say... The carousel never stops turning. And I'm just not what I seem. WARNING: Trigger warning. Do not read if you are depressed and get triggered easily at the mention of suicide and cutting. Because trust me, there is a lot of both.

The TMI gang are just regular mundanes going to high school *Disclaimer*: I do not own the TMI characters, the lovely Cassandra Clare does. Not even Jace and Magnus, unfortunately.

Just a regular old TMI/TID fanfic. *WARNING* May contain scenes of randomness, extremely weird conversations, spontaneous appearances from other fandom characters, llamas, severe hallucinations, fangirls, fangirling-inducing sentences, SPOILERS (CoHF and CWP), a near lack of TDA characters which is sad but yeah, Downworlders, excessive amounts of glitter, death threats, sarcasm, various references to outside TV shows/books/movies, furry tongues, evil unicorns, more sarcasm, nerds of the multiverse, spaghetti tacos, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Wissa, Jessa, and pretty much all the epic ships in the Clare books, dragons, Minecraft, random bois, random girls, glitterbombs, long-winded warnings, and cheese. Oh, yeah, and Shadowhunters. Anyway.

Clary is going to a new prestigious boarding school on Idris. When she meets the mysterious Jace Herondale what adventures will she have? There is also going to be some, sideon (Sophie Collins and Gideon Lightwood), Malec (Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood) Cebrial (Cecily Herondale and Gabriel Lightwood), and some Wessa (will and Tessa) and some Jessa (Jem and Tessa). I DO NOT OWN THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR THE INFERNAL DEVICES! THEY BELONG TO CASSANDRA CLARE!

Fours POV She won't break. She's the only one who doesn't gawk at me. I swear I'll make her fall for me. I'll break her. Tris POV He thinks he's so good when really he's just a cocky jerk. He thinks I'll fall for him. Well then, I guess we'll see who breaks first. + + + Four and Tris have hated each other since the day they met. Going to the same school, and being neighbors is living hell for both of them. With Four's dad being principal, and his best friend/ uncle, Amar, as the gym teacher, Four practically owns the school. Everyone sees him as the gorgeous quarterback who's practically a prize. Tris having her aunt Tori be the drama teacher and everyone loving her like a little sister is also shinning like a star at their school if 10,000 people. Tris and her group, Shauna, Christina, Marlene, and Lynn fight against Fours group, Zeke Will Zane and Uriah. But when love starts to come into the picture, who will win?