crack for crackheads
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jungkook and obama by coodchild
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Jungkook moves in with Barack Obama and they go on adventures in America.
Bang Pd nim/ reader "dinner" +18 ONESHOT by twatWatt
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"What are you doing? You're my son's girlfriend." "But I can be yours because you're a way better kisser than your son." Ava and Taehyung started dating quite recently. And she is about to be introduced to her boyfriend's family. But once she meets his father, Pd Nim. Everything goes downhill too fast. SMUT WARNING ⚠️ #3 in pdnim
Blast my ovaries bang pd  by parkjiminsteamroll
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fuk dis shit
~BTS X Shrek ONE SHOTS ~ Love Is Not Ogre~ by L4LAtE
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As they say, shrek is love shrek is life What happens when 7 boys come face to face with shrek Read more to find out
Kim Jong ugh😫 X Hitman Bang me daddy  by jhscock
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"Are you ready to be dominated baby?" - - - In which u have sex with multiple different men including Kim Jong Un, Hitman Bang, Kim Seokjin, Jeon Jungkook, Yixing Zhang, Jung Hoseok, and more 18+
BTS Early Years: Jeongguk meets Kim Jong Un by KacheeCha
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Jeongguk was sent to North Korea to cure Kim Jong Un. The North-Korea's president's health is not in the good state he finds a new substitute who could lay a eye on North Korea, Kim Taehyung becomes a new president of North Korea taking care of the country as long as Kim Jong Un is going to feel better. But Jeongguk gets trapped into Kim Taehyung and falls fully in love with him, is it a good or a bad thing? Are gay rights accepted in North Korea? Will Jeongguk get arrested? WARNING: Everything is written with a humor, do not take it too seriously, use your fantasy and your humor line!
Jin Toucheth Himselfith - Jin x Jin One Shot (Shakepearean Edition) by uncreativebish
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This is legit just a Jin x Jin one shot lol. Same face and all. And ofc its Jin from BTS. The title is not supposed to be funny. It means that Jin's in touch with himself on a mental/personal level, that he loves himself. This shows the message from LOVE YOURSELF. (The thought of the love yourself was my friend Ke) Also thank you to my friend Raze for making the cover. ❤️
the bangtan plants by trashjar
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in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg
BTS Fanfiction: Suga x Shrek by Kuulna
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It's the year 2020. The world is in total chaos: BTS had disbanded, Kanye had won the US election, and Donald Trump is no longer president. On his way to America to visit his auntie, Jacob Sartorius, Suga stumbles upon an American diplomat on his way to the airport. It was love at first sight, it seemed. "Who are you?" Suga asked the attractive stranger. He paused. "I am.." rEMEMBER TO DO KNOT STEEL!!!! it'S miNE IMADE IT MYSELF ORIGINAL ASF BOIII 😩😩😩😩😩👌👌👌👌 (((trollfic))))
Horror the explorer - BTS!crackhead horror au ✔️ by HeavenUnarmed
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in which taehyung tweets at a dora the explorer twt account and gets a creepy dm from them. soon he realizes he's got himself into deep shit and has to discover who's behind the account before it's too late. by flimfics on twitter 'Not made by me, just posed it on here so others can see it too'