Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

Your basic: Cliche, Kidnapping, Alpha, Mate, Lovey Dovey -Werewolf Book When Sia finds herself searching for her best friend in the local forest, it becomes clear that they are both lost. They find themselves in a terrible situation when they are both faced with two hot boys that try to kidnap them. WARNING: Written by 12 year old me, unoriginal, okay grammar (has been edited), spelling is both here and there. Please comment on it so I can fix it. Highest Rank: Top 100 in Werewolf! Previously: Completely Typical!

(Under Major Editing) Camila Diaz is a nerd. No need denying it. Everyone knows, Camila knows, her friends know, her school knows, hell even her mom knows. Camila is your average 17 year old nerd. She loves to read, loves school, Camila finds it "intriguing" when she learns something she didn't know before, she loves ... more like plans to stay under the radar for rest of high school, she's a fast learner too. Come to think of it the only thing normal about her is that she LOVES Netflix. Camila also has a sassy and sarcastic side and is not afraid to show it. Will that get her into trouble? Samuel, Stephan, and Sebastian Cooper. They are new to Lincoln High . And everyone is interested in them. The only thing anyone knows about them is these 4 things: They are fraternal triplets, they're badasses, their bad reputation, and that they are WALKING GODS (aka they are SMOKING HOTT) ! What will happen when these 3 boys take an interest in Camila and start talking to the school's biggest nerd? Will Camila's plan to stay under the radar stay intact? What will she get herself into? Why do these 3 boys move to Lincoln High? Why are they considered badasses? What are they hiding and what is their big secret? Most importantly, What is so important about Camila that they do anything to get close to her? Will Camila change for the better or for the worst? You're probably thinking "How did they meet?" Well, They met in detention.

Harley Branson is a normal seventeen year old girl in her senior year of high school. Well, if you call wearing black and avoiding people normal. Her life takes a turn when the most popular and wanted boy in school (Flynn Skykar) hits her in the face with a baseball bat and decides to take care of her. * * * "Get off the field!,"I heard one of the guys shout. I ignored him. Danny cheated on me. I had to confront him. He was the catcher so he stooped directly behind Flynn, the batter. "Danny,"I pushed his shoulder. "What are you doing here?,"he looked up at me. Not noticing my tiny presence on the field, the ball was thrown. Flynn, that idiot, swung his bat, knocking me to the ground with one swoop. When I opened my eyes, I thought I was in heaven. The blue eyed angel was knelt down next to me, with his face above mine. "Are you dead?,"he chuckled,"I can give you mouth to mouth if you want?" And with that I got mad.

Where a naive girl with lots of baggage and a rockstar that can't seem to think of anyone but himself fall in love over the span of 24 hours

<A Wattpad Featured Story> We've never actually met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we sing duets when we shower at the same time. Highest Ranking: #1 Chicklit #76 in Chicklit 4/13/18 #21 Chickit 4/14/18 #1 Chicklit 4/17/18 Please note: the author wrote this at the age of thirteen as something for fun, please, do not take anything too seriously as nobody is under any obligation to read this.

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company's. She at first started out modeling for company's like: Hollister, Aeropostale, Wet Seal, but once she was allowed to started modeling for Victoria Secret. And now she's the number one model in the world. No one knows her little modeling secret except her family and best friend Tori, and no one would suspect it when she wears: fake glasses, a wig, and a fake retainer. But what happens when the player/bad boy of the school, Andrew Carter, gets assigned to work on a project with Clover and she is forced to spend time with him? Will he find out her secret? How long can Clover keep her double life a secret ? ------------------------------------- This Story is completed but it needs to be edited which I am slowly doing. But for those who don't mind grammar mistakes then my writing does gets better throughout the series. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the first book of The Undercover Saga!(: Xx My lovely Cover is made by: @heights Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction multiple times!

3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, the skeptical one. And then, there's Rags, the dead one. Can three total idiots really solve the great mystery surrounding the unexpected death of one girl? (3 Dudes 1 Paranormal Series) *Important ranks: #1 in Paranormal, #1 in Idiot, #1 in Ghost *Wattys2018 longlisted