"You will have to wear a vibrator to the dinner tomorrow night." ___________________________________________ If you are a soft and innocent stan of BTS, get outta here.

"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

"Oh, Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Ro--" "You're not using enough emotion." "Would you like to switch roles and become Juliet instead, Taehyung? I'll gladly be Romeo if it means I get to see you in a dress." #1 in the fairytale series [FIRST RUNNER-UP ON THE FOREVER YOUNG AWARDS] Started: 03/11/2018 Finished: 03/14/2018 Edited: 05/21/2018

here's what these seven boys did during a lockdown lmao highest ranks: #1 in lockdown #4 in crackfic - STATUS: FINISHED © euhypen 2018

what happens when you put all of bangtan in the same school? all hell breaks loose. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ©️nikkiflame1 ⚠️warning⚠️ *school of bangtan contains high levels of cursing mostly because yoongis apart of it. *MEMBERS of bangtan (i do not own them, but BigHit Entertainment does) are STRONGLY overreacted and their personalities are emphasized for comedic purposes only. *ALL these stories belong to ME and come from my mind ONLY. *also know your SHIT because i use way too many inside jokes, ships and song lyrics for y'all not to get it...sooo know your kpop FACTS baby. *enjoy the crazy adventures of bangtan while being crazy teens, in a crazy high school, in a crazy world. *most importantly, this story was made specifically for YOU! all ARMY out there who needs a small chuckle, or a good ass laugh. ~~~~~~~~ #universtarawards ~~~~~~~~ COVER MADE BY: @rover_owlie {you may now enter the SCHOOL OF BANGTAN} highest tag: #11 in crackfic

"Oh please Jungkook, everyone knows you're just an innocent baby boy." "Well, I guess not everyone knows me then." ______________ You're a 24 year old with big dreams and huge talent but no fame or money. He's a 20 year old with big dreams, huge talent, fame and money. Big Hit hires you as a choreographer and the love story between you and Jungkook unfolds. But it takes a lot more to love an idol than you think. (Completed) Highest ranking: #10 jungkookff #1 jiminie #15 jungkookxreader

She ran away from people, hiding her existence. Afraid that people might hurt her, she stayed away from everyone. No one ever sees her, talks to her or even thinks about her. All her life she was quiet and alone, living in the darkness, but everything changed when she met him. Jeon Jungkook, the only person who noticed her. "Let me hear the sound of your heart"

"Of all the beings among every planet in this vast universe...why is it you?" BTS V x Reader Alien AU ATTENTION : THIS IS IN NO WAY SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE TOWARDS TAE. EVERY MEMBER IS AN ALIEN.

"The first participant was eliminated!" "Wait, I didn't mean to hurt him-" the people surrounding you started to cheer, blocking any thought that could possibly travel your mind, as you looked at the person lying in front of you. "Congratulation, you advanced in rank!" [MAFIA] fabulous cover by: @spiritualsvt