Greetings you meaningless clods. I'm growing Bord of waiting on my squad... and the entertainment is gone.... no one left to to do battle for my enjoyment. So I'm giving you a chance to do something worthwhile in your lives. I'm going to listen to each and every one of your questions and answer them to how I see fit.

Ask The Mighty Yellow Diamond Anything You Heart Desires.

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh. The thirteen short stories in this book connect and build into a story arc creating an exciting chapter book for young readers, providing a glimpse into the mind of a curious canine. But no matter your age, pug fanatics and dog lovers will enjoy the adventures of this enchanting pug who grabs life like a bone and won't let go. The Adventures of Zelda series is available for purchase in ebook and paperback formats. Learn more here - http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/