Keith Kogane never once thought in the short seventeen years of his life that he would somehow find himself stumbling across a roller rink with a panicking, screaming Cuban boy latched to his arm - nor did he think he would willingly agree to sell his soul on a bet with said teenager after a ride home and a dark, Red Bull-induced, two in the morning movie extravaganza that couldn't have ended more awkwardly between them. But, hey, Keith was a man of his word, and if his friend was smart enough to trick him into becoming Lance's wingman in his quest to win the heart of Keith's very recent ex-boyfriend, who was he to try and stop him? [COMPLETED] highest ranking: #23 in voltron 7/24/18 (holy shit??)

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."