I am deadass a junior in college now why tf did I write this?

"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

"I can give you a lap dance, but mom can't find out." "W-what?" "Well? Do you want one or not?" "I- um- you-" {Where Jungkook falls in love with a stripper, and Taehyung falls in love with his step-brother}